Thursday, May 05, 2005

How to shrink your worldview

I'm blessed with smart young friends. Without them I'd never even pretend to keep up.

With them I can pretend.

Friend E just sent me the following list from a magazine she likes a lot, ReadyMade.

The Simple Life
How to Shrink Your Worldview in Six Easy Steps
by Johnathan Kiefer

1. Don't travel
2. Don't read
3. Don't look or listen very carefully
4. If you must socialize, stay within your group
5. Don't eat what you don't know
6. Ban spirituality

This was printed in longer format in ReadyMade Instructions for everyday life. Jan/Feb. 2005

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